Thursday, January 14, 2010

The first thing Dan greeted me with on the 11th was a "HOW COME YOUR BOOBS SO BIG ONE!" Nice to meet you too. I'm not going to drink anymore soyabean for awhile. And hope the things on my chest shrink. Disappear. Become concave and not bother me anymore.

Dinner was fun and exciting. I ate mountains of semi-cooked fish chunks and sixteen scallops and coke and ice cubes and the rest had alot of beef and other fun and exciting meat things. We ate about fifteen cups of ice cream which was fun and exciting because Natalie was force fed about ten out of the fifteen cups of ice cream. We were so full of fun and excitement even the strangers behind Natalie and Yut and Berenice tried to be in our pictures. We then took more fun and exciting pictures outside where there were coconut trees on a grassy patch in the middle of a concrete concourse and I rolled about on the grass in my drunken stupor and then everyone tried to get a piece of me and their hands were all over my back. Trying to remove blades of grass. At night the smell of freshly cut grass also seems fun and exciting. The bus ride home was cold and the night was dark and black but the sky sparkled with satellites and I remembered how two years ago during another bus ride Natalie and I could not stop laughing at people in front of us and the glares we received were fun and exciting.
I woke at 6 and ran out to Coffeebean and begged them to let me buy brownies because We Did Not Have Any Cake. We ditched Natalie and Danetta at home with my parents and left them wondering for a good half an hour for the first clue (I hid it in my neighbour's letter box.) Yut and I were waited for them and Leia to join us at Mister Ballas' garden for little kiddies and then the great hunt began. Things happened and at the end we sat down to eat by the lake with the two white swans and we saw a pink dragonfly and Leia had a picture taken that reminded us of a picture of her two years ago when she fell asleep and we placed a bra cup on her head. Except this time she was awake and it was a paper cone because there were no bra cups lying around the lake with the two white swans and a pink dragonfly. There was also a bird which fascinated me because it seemed to strut around purposefully. Which I think is rare in birds.
I really liked those two days.