Dear Kian Seng, while you ditch us for the U.S and A and busy yourself with finding a girlfriend (Smuggle her back in your luggage or something.) I will look at this photo of you lovingly everyday and point and giggle to myself about your whiteness.

Last Saturday was extremely exciting because in the morning I walked an invigorating five (I never liked putting the numeral when I could spell out the number.) kilometres and got rope burns from swinging about on the pseudo flying fox contraption at West Coast. Sometime during the drive there we passed by this Wholesale Centre and my parents got all excited and talked heatedly about bringing me shopping at 3am in the morning to see people bid for.. fresh fish and vegetables. They're so cute. After that I zoomed to Marina Square for Jie's surprise birthday lunch. She sat at the table beside us and we all gaped at her in disbelief for HOW COULD SHE NOT HAVE NOTICED US. But she is blonde so this was forgivable and I forgave her immediately (Also because she is a princess and I love her.) Later on Mwasa and Nicholas and I jewed off Border's aircon and there were many lovely children's books that I would buy if I had children to read them to. Nicholas and I did Bad Ass stuff like trespassing and this gave me a rush of adrenaline and I think I would do bad stuff all the time like stealing and killing if they didn't make other people and I feel bad. I trooped over home and locked myself in my room till Kian Seng the white boy came to disturb me and that is why I have a photo of his ridiculously white face.

Tomorrow begets orientation and Mwasa and I have a resolution to MAKE SOME FRENZ. This is all very exciting and new to me because I have forgotten how to make new friends. I shall go practice introductions in the mirror soon! But staring at my reflection creeps me out (This is one of the only few reasons I think it would be cool to be a vampire.)