I've decided to be nice and stop laughing at your tan! Charlotte refused to join Lynette and I in our vertiginous jumping and instead stood there with her arms folded like a rock. U-N-F-U-N. Despite Charlotte's un-enthusiasm Hayley carried on being a demigod on stage and though the concert would have been better with pyrotechnics and overdramatics it was still awesome and left Lynette and I sounding like hoarse men (horsemen!) after.

I was watching Discovery Travel and Living on the telly just now and there was this show called Extreme Supermarkets on. (Don't judge me.) Visitng Jungle Jim's International Market is now on my bucket list because their cheese section was endearingly christened The Big Cheese and they have shelves of over 1400 different varieties of hot sauce!