RIGHT NOW I WOULD REALLY LIKE TO EAT A WATERMELON. ALL of it. Right down to the crunchy tasteless white bit in between the skin and the red fleshy bit. Try to nibble on the seeds and miss and have them shoot through my teeth and try again. Li Kim and I would like to keep pet watermelons so we could eat them and maybe they'd multiply so we could eat them again and if they don't we'd just keep a secret storage of watermelons and draw similar faces on them so we could replace our pet watermelon if we'd eaten it. Munch munch munch munch munch munch.

I just ate grapes because my mommer refused to let me at a watermelon but they were small and not crunchy. Also I did not go to school today.

P.S. Sandy Leow used to talk about how watermelons were a symbol of post-coitus eroticism in Chekhov's Lady with the Pet Dog. Let me laugh at this for a while hahaha okay byebye.