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So there was this lady with rad make up and a rather rad hat walking around with a dim sum cart which I thought was for real but there was this dude sitting in her dim sum cart and I fancied it'd be rather fun to be pushed up and down rolling hills in a shopping trolley with dim sum readily available should hunger strike like a ninja. I paid four dollars for a bottle of sprite and so I drank it in tiny sips quite unlike my usual chugging and so I think I should get a medal of sorts because it last me three whole hours.

Also I think my jiejie smiles and rubs her hands with glee whenever she hears me playing Robot Unicorn Attack because just yesterday I laughed at her for playing it. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE ROBOT UNICORNS UNITE! PRESS Z TO MAKE YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE.