AUTISM IS NOT FUNNY.THERE IS A RAINBOW THAT SPLITS KIAN AND MY SISTER'S GLUTEUS MAXIMUS IN TWO.

After being in and out of hospital it has struck me that when I grow old and dementia attacks like a ninja I might begin to mistake television remotes for telephones and so while I can I shall proceed to label everything at home and remove the sign on my room door that says Gents complete with a docile looking stick figure man in case I never enter my room again for fear of seeing people peeing. Also I am entirely grateful for the friends who on my birthday brought me fruit and an entire tub of grass jelly (which my mommer STOLE and made a grass jelly drink with which I guess is kind of the point of an entire tub of grass jelly but it would have pleased me greatly to be able to sit on a couch watching the fairly oddparents while scooping hunks of black wobbly jelly into my mouth and letting them sit on my tongue before obliterating them with my teeth YAY I STILL HAVE TEETH BACK ON THE TOPIC OF OLD PEOPLE IF THEY DO NOT WEAR DENTURES DO THEY MASH FOOD THINGABOBBIES WITH THEIR GUMS would it then help if I next time glued dinosaur gummies where my teeth previously were LE SIGH so many unanswered questions)

On sunday my autistic but lovely cousins came over after a most satisfying buffet and we sat down to watch videos of us way back when we could not stand on our own two feet without stumbling and falling over much like eggs on walls oh how stubby we looked but how cute we were we even danced in rehearsed synchrony to that TING TANG WALLA WALLA BING BANG song this is all very embarrassing go google it this song was the stuff of our childhoods also throughout the entire duration of the video I was caught eating this is why I am so podgy today BABY FATS NEVER GO AWAY KIDS