Grandpox got these for me and they are lovely but someone told me Havaianas disintegrate into little bits of nothingness if you wear them too much so I will ration my usage of them.Trying to hide my double chins with inconspicuous hands THIS IS NOT WORKING
GLORIOUSLY GAY GOLDFISH FRIENDS who gave me Joseph Gordon Levitt he delights me!

JEW CAP! My ear looks elvish Grandpox thought Niranjan's carpet hair looked like a tight fitting jew cap and we all laughed heartily to this but the next day he went for a haircut now it looks like black grass.

I love how ridiculously unglamorous Cleo and I look in this photo (she is advertising for Herbal Essences and my nose looks like Squidward's) and how the lady taking it did not press the shutter button when we were calm and poised and clicked it furiously only when we started to spasm from holding our smiles on our faces too long.

Grandpox and I have been nuisances during the conference talk sessions because she steals my phone to type nonsensical messages to people like Glady and Bibirl and because we scribble on each other's lanyards stuff about what an inspiring city Jakarta is (Is Jakarta a city?) and I shift chairs with my toes to annoy her and we comment on the tightness of boy's pants we giggle and cringe away and we walk around aimlessly during breaks looking for ways to escape from the supreme court building because ladies in suits always seem to be guarding the escalators but once we ran up it with our bag packs and laughed and flailed about so wildly the security guards might have been tempted to stop us but we got away scot-free. Not today though.