When we went to Marche to for Claire's birthday surprise I plucked two strawberries off the display rack and bet Veron they were real and I won when I bit into one of them but everyone thought I was gross which saddened me but then I carried on eating my strawberry.. I wonder how Stewie from Famfamz Guy keeps his balance and doesn't totter around like other toddlers despite his big head which kinda keeps his centre of gravity way up there.. then again he isn't very tall.

Tomorrow I leave for the very exotic and esoteric.. MALAYSIA TRULY ASIA DON'T DISS WHERE'S YOUR SOUTH EAST AZN PRIDE!! Gladys gave me her slinky today don't know whether I should bring it along and wear it as an arm warmer or something it's bright shifty colours delight me.