BAMF

I will miss the Sri-lankan and the shitface who antagonize me and call me RATTEH across the lecture theatre and corridors and the fat one who tries to join in the insults BUT FAILS and the capricious choo who is given to hitting or slapping me with whatever objects are on hand and staying back late in sku to blow up balloons filled with disgusting concoctions and playing captains ball with various indiscriminate items like cabbage balls or raw chickens that disintegrate after a few tosses. I will miss our dodgy looking councilroom and its dodgy sofas and dodgy hamzah and I will miss the impenetrable four-tress that comprises mwasa and gladys and leeks and me (though i will not miss them much because they will be with me always) and how we always sit on the right side of the councilroom and hardly venture to the other side to talk to anyone else because most of everyone else is lame while we are happy and shiny in the dodgydimness of the councilroom. I will miss doing CWO okay not really but I will miss morning dutys and clifton's strange emails and kathryn's strange emails and wenkai's humour and eugenia's pretty face. I will miss so much I will become a missus and forget the purpose of my missing and exactly what it was i missed and eventually council will just become a very sparkly splodge on the timeline that is my life.