Today I saw a blind man board the bus and it occurred to me that if I were suddenly blind I wouldn't be able to message or call many people because I wouldn't be able to see if I had scrolled to the right contacts and I would definitely need a phone with a tactile keypad but then I thought about it and I realized that I'd memorized the numbers of a few people namely my mommer doddy jiejie and about four friends and so I think I could get by talking to those few people. Also I wouldn't be able to play angry birds very well. And I would probably miscall people more than I already do (I've think I've miscalled about 17 different people ever since the lock button on my phone spoilt) and they'd probably get pissed off and I would lose more friends and I might be the loneliest blind person there ever was. Then I thought of how I was not blind and I suddenly felt good and popular again. Also I wish Grandpox and I were part of a Fancy Pancy Sponsored Eating Club (FaPaSEC) so we could eat at nice places with nice green fields all the time and feel pleased with ourselves.

There are suddenly very many apples at home which makes the fruit bowl look full and this makes me want to empty it by eating the apples or throwing them at birds or carving them out and making them into jack-o-lanterns to scare away birds which would be kinder than throwing apples at them. Actually I like birds (especially angry ones) so I think the first option is the only one. Godspeed!