HIHI i was rummaging about in my cupboard and i found the pair of spectacles i stole from my doddy two years ago (stop judging me he buys these cheapo spectacles for like five bucks and has about four pairs okay three after i took one so you know no great loss) and so i put them on (upside down) and everything was blurry which made me happy and thankful for my perfect eyesight i think god gave me perfect eyesight because he knew how horrendous i'd look with spectacles also i found these shrek ears!! which made me feel better about my own ears (O: when i got home after english and lunch today i laughed at people on winter wipeout and then i fumbled into bed and played angry birds (best investment ever also i am a master of angry birds in two days i have completed sixty six levels) and then i slept for like a tumultous hour before i decided to stop trying to pretend to sleep and read vonnegut for about another hour and then played more angry birds until dindin and then i bought chicken rice and ate a mini magnum and devoured many other pastries and pretended to do a bit of math and ended up on the computer watching music videos and signing into messenger and talking to no one and signing out and signing in again and realised what i was doing was stupid because i never talk to anyone on msn nowadays anyway because I HAF NO FWNZ and also because i appear offline more often and because i was listening to franz ferdinard's take me out i felt more solitary but somedays like today i quite like being alone.

ANYWAY i know i am fat-ist or whatever you call people who discriminate against fat people (i'm also racist and whatever other ists there are okay sorry go ahead stone me but one day i shall be a dent-ist and i will give your teeth lousy fillings) BUT ADELE IS SO GOOD HER MUSIC IS SO FANTASTIC I WILL REFRAIN FROM DOWNLOADING HER SONGS AND GO BUY HER CD WHEN I EVENTUALLY LEAVE THE SAFE HAVEN THAT IS MY GREEN ROOM i first listened to someone like you cause taisan asked me to and then grandpox sent me a link of adele singing it at home! and she explained the story behind the song and i felt so sad and i listened to don't you remember and i felt even sadder because i imagined another tragic story behind it and her lyrics are lovely and hard-hitting and her voice is like christina aguilera's but classier ^^ she is currently my second most favourite fat person!

also i figured out why i might have puked yesterday i think its cause i took my antibiotics too long after i had eaten! so because i wanted to test out if that was the cause of it and also because i ♥ the feeling of puking out my food i took them late again today! i actually went out of my way to put that heart there because i think it is cuter than most hearts.

alrighteo tah