in true loser fashion i can't wear the dress i wanted to wear to the hospital because i couldn't reach behind to zip it up all the way so i guess i'll be ugly today and wear this dress and while putting on this dress i broke the metal chains but used my teeth to bend the metal and reattach the chains again why am i such a badass in other news i scrubbed myself with a cleanser and now smell like lemony dishwasher liquid mmmm and i realise it isn't work if i'm not getting paid forgive the misnomer