my mommer and jiejie have been telling me repeatedly (more than twice a day for like the past week or so) that i've been getting fairer and all i can muster is an "oh okay" because responses like "yeah i basically marinate my face in that skII whitening gunk when you guys aren't looking" elude me at these crucial times/will elicit from my mommer a really arduous lecture about kids these days having no manners TOMORROW I WILL BROWN MYSELF IN THE SUN bring it skin cancer