yesterday i brazenly/stupidly without studying went down to the driving centre to take the Final Theory Evaluation which embarrassingly isn't even the real Final Theory Test but passing the fte at least ten days before the ftt is compulsory when you sign up for driving with BBDC which i (again, insipidly) did
"how was your fte?"
"i failed it twice""wow you're quite dumb ah"
"i failed twice"
"aiyo. so now how? is there a retest?"
")O: <-- face of a defeated individual who is never going to pass driving. haha i'll retake tomorrow"
"its okay. you can treat me to ice cream so you can cheer up haha"
the reactions of my friends upon me sharing my driving failures with them the only person who was remotely encouraging was gladys the rest of you guys are awful although sms conversations with my jiejie are on a whole level of their own
"hahahaha i got 44/50 )O: fail. wtf is the four second and twelve second rule!!"
"HAHAHAHA BANGLA you NO IDEA :B not the following distance right you couldn't deduce the options ah"
"no couldn't hahaha fksia this time i don't even know what to revise cuz idk what i got wrong!"
"you could sit there the whole day retaking the test :DDDDDDDD #encouraging sister"
"your love so palpable"
"my love so potato"
"ba ba ba ba ba na na
ba ba ba ba ba na na
ba ba ba ba ba na na
POTAYYTOOHHHH"
"you got the lyrics wrong i r disappoint"
"NO I NEH but rly ah what's it supposed to be"
"SHHH GO MUG I WANNA SLEEP FOR ABIT MORE you bangla one less na"
")O: but that doesn't make sense it wouldn't spell banana BYE"
"NOTHING MAKES SENSE...."
and then i retook the test a second time
"eh jie i failed again FUCK DRIVING MAN _|_"
"HAHAHAHA CAR'S ALL MINE 8))"
":'O( how are so many people passing this shit its so hard"
"on the bright side, your ba ba ba ba ba na na was correct. if driving doesn't work out for you, being a minion's in line 8) JKJK how badly did you fail"
"44/50 then 43/50 the second time i'm retaking again tomtomz )O:"
"you're a 44 pointer dude you've memorized shitloads of bio stuff HOW CAN"
"IDK OSOOOOOO mebbe i really am a bangla"
"mebbe. we're of no relation then."
in hindsight the bangla calling was entirely insensitive and inaccurate because yknow.. many of them out there driving unlike yours truly (i mounted a kerb the second driving lesson)
