‎'Even though everybody poos, societal norms dictate that issues pertaining to poo be kept private. The act of pooing is too often hastily and covertly performed. Rather than embracing its potential for catharsis, the world has rendered the act of pooing to be an undesirable inevitability of everyday life. Indeed, poo has long resided in society's outhouse. Through discussion of poo's diversity of shapes, sizes, colours and smells, we hope to elucidate the inner workings of the gastro-intestinal tract and to highlight the essential role poo plays in our physical and emotional well-being. Consider, for example, the feeling of unbridled elation that results from unleashing the perfect poo. Although difficult to achieve, this Poo-phoria lends a feeling of ecstasy, even invincibility, that some have likened to the perfect buzz. Athletes have learned to harness this power of poo and frequently employ the Pre-Game Poo as a safe and legal way to enhance on-field performance."


- some book my cousin is reading (because i have no books to read right now JUSTIN LIM THIS IS ENTIRELY YOUR FAULT)