Last saturday we were shifting my kneecap about and it amused us so. Amanda was supposed to draw Barney on my hand but it didn't turn out quite the way it should. This was fantastically fine though. We ended up with Barnit. Who looks like Barney but is not quite! This is my ultra-hot super sexy cousin whom I would totally hit on if I were a guy. (Call me.)
Mid week I ditched work to go watch scintillating girls and guys twirl and whirl on stage. Keith kept finding reasons to bend down and show us his man cleavage but he did not look very sexy while doing it so I burst out in giggles instead. The stage lights were all very overwhelming and when I closed my eyes I could see them darting about behind my orange eyelids. When I opened my eyes there was this girl crying on stage. I guess her routine must have been awfully cathartic . Amanda and I were stunned and then we laughed at her and then I imagined tasting her tears in my mouth and they were salty. Salt is currently my favourite flavour! I especially like salt on seaweed, and the rough scratching sounds the grains make when you rub them between your fingers makes me happy!