SLUTCORE (I've always wanted to say that!)

My family is so wild which is cool and makes life fun and exciting on many levels.

Time flies so quickly nowadays! On wednesday I drank three cups of cheese. Through a straw! Thursday I remember because Beatrice and I were be(a)mused during pastoral care after hearing peculiar stories from Mr Kishore and Ms Lee about people cracking under stress and having explosive melt downs. Friday was great fun. I devoured many pineapple slivers. Fresh AND processed. In sooth I know not why people pick them off pizzas. Today rolled along and after leaving school I got myself onto a bus and then got lost. So I got off and flagged a cab. I then eventually met grandpox for lunch at Holland Village (Which is approximately five minutes away from school.)

Now I am extremely perplexed because my ingenious tagline has been rejected. (HI MY NAME IS JIYA AND THOUGH I AM NOT MARIA I'LL BE AT YOUR SERVICE) HELP